We often wonder what our ancestors were like. When people from the Middle Ages to the 14th century, buried under a sickness, famine, war and survival? What were the people in the 17th and 18 century Europe? If they will always be wars, or amusing yourself in court intrigue and the chase? Although the paintings of this period give us the information solely for religious or decorative, wall tapestries, on the other hand, give us a glimpse of the world’s 13th century.

While many hand-woven tapestries of the Middle Ages were religious in nature, many of which were well-woven tapestry of wealthy patrons who commissioned their damp, dark castle walls. Many of the themes include the Lord’s leisure, in its gardens ladies. Or another popular items during this period in the history of the tapestries were victorious in the battle scenes in Lord, Duke or King.

weavers of tapestries were usually nomadic, which means they moved from one place to shop, where the commission was going on. Weavers were also artists, so that when the wall hanging tapestries were made, the responsibility of the weavers to produce artwork for approval before weaving tapestry on the wall. Humor was instilled into this tapestry wall hanging designs, sometimes with or without the knowledge of the saint. For example, place a bit ironic, “weaver in protest against the army scenes. Or it may be his wife as a servant ladies tapestry scenes of leisure time, the Lord forever fixed in the castle wall.

As we pass the time, In the 16th century produced many tapestries of hunting scenes, harvest scenes, village festivals (festivals), coat of arms, and leisure-rich garden scenes. In the 16th century, artists were hired to create an artwork that must be hand-woven rugs. weaver was no longer an artist, it was still regarded as a craftsman, who generously paid for the production of woven rugs. weavers with a range of skills, and now owned by guilds, with guild character woven seamy side of wall hanging tapestry. Although the design of the carpet weaving was approved by the patron commissioning the work, weaver had some artistic freedom to interpret the design as he saw fit. Again, the humor enters the world tapestry. For example, it would be unusual to find a dog in front of an elegant yacht scene to relieve his bowels, or a distant background of a garden scene with an elegant noble ladies and gentlemen, the servant of a couple engaged in a serious sex or a dog, the extended edge of the elegant carpet lick his reproductive organs. Often, the patron ordering carpets were discovered “added artwork ‘only if the carpet was completely hanging. And it’s not like the humor is not missing.

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Browse the net and try for something that is of great value to be found. It can also be used for you in the near future. One liners are sometimes easy to slip and allow people to be on guard.
Everywhere I go people ask me one, “Excuse me, you work here?”

It disturbs me, until I decided to have fun with him.

Last year, the old lady stopped me in the aisle a home entertainment store. He said: “Excuse me, do you work here?” I walked with him to a nearby TV and said: “As a matter of fact, ma’am, yes I do. … Let me tell you this Sony Trinitron …. This is the 00th today often let it go at $ 100.”

“And I’m fine, ma’am. If you give me for 25 years now, I’ll help you make this car.”

As such, I made a lot of answers to the question: “Excuse me, do you work here?”

appliance store: “Yes, I Let me tell you, the sharper new fridge doubles as a garbage It is in these times, you are fooling yourself and decide to eat healthy and buy a bunch and three heads of lettuce and fruit … then two weeks later, I have not touched a single root. Sharper / garbage disposal eliminates the need to remove the vegetables to throw them. “

Sears tire store:” Yes, madam, I, your car is ready to have your Honda Accord is equipped with a 5-meter high ladder truck tires You need to get to, but now you can roll the boy bikes, which have a driveway …. “

DMV:” Yes, let me tell you about our new system, instead of waiting for you line of the DMV, the DMV now we come to your house to wait outside until one hour after … you come out and tell us we are in the wrong line. “

Zoo:” Yes, I Let me ask you this new exhibition Freak called the media is full of animals, has extended his career gross overexposure in the media if you just look at you now see in our diet … Dennis Rodman, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. “

computer store … “Yes, I have a new system for the computer industry, we started We give you a free computer and send us a check every day that you have no problem with that.”

In the auto parts store, “Yes, I do, let me give you this special exhaust system that plays musical tunes that match your car, pick-up model of Waylon and Willie playing the” women do not let your kids grow up. . Republicans. “

Sport,” Yes, I do. Are you multi-sport athlete? As you know, baseball is becoming so violent as hockey. Let me give you the combination of a baseball bat and hockey stick. As you can hit a home run and a fun fighting the other team drop. “

Will hotel restaurant:” Yes, I’m happy because it’s Ladies Day ..

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